just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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