I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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