Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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