just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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