nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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