how can u be prego again
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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