the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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