Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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