dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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