Have you finally orgasmed yet?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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