Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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