People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
you inspire me to be a worse person
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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