: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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