dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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