Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I see more hoeing in ur future
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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