So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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