I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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