Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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