I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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