Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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