i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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