For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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