This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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