i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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