ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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