Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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