I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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