she woke up with a sticky ear
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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