How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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