My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Randomize
