That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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