Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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