You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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