just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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