it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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