You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Small penises have feelings too.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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