Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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