I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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