But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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