before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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