I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you traded sex for a burrito?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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