Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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