I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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