i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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