She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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