3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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