so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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