Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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