Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
This baby is an asshole
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
i think my cat just said my name.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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