Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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